Totaltude

TOTALTUDE

by Jude

Presents

Platitude: Dinnerware With Attitude

* Hand painted

* Unique

* Exclusive design.

Commissions accepted.

To order please print out order form and send it to us.

One price: $59.99 each + Shipping and Handling

Please ask for volume discount.

Original Designs
	Do I really look like an ashtray? What are you, an idiot!
	Get those freak'n peas and carrots off of my face!
	Done?.. then wash me... Fool!
Conceptual Designs
	Good GAWD! This food so sucks!
	Mooooo!!, you chew like a damn cow.
	... just eat and shut the Hell up!
	Ah Sheeet, Not this SLOP again!
	Spit or Swallow Don't Make me Guess..